Holly's Blog: Bears, germs and dead cats

By Mike Narouei, Content Producer at Boring Money

13 Mar, 2020

Wow. That was a brutal week. As much as the grown-up party line is that stock market volatility is inevitable, as always it’s different when we stop writing the theoretical text book and look at our own money. It’s ****ing scary.

Yesterday the FTSE100 fell by 10% after Trump gave the most expensive speech in history, causing panic in global markets. This bloodbath came despite the reassuring stance of our rather smooth new Chancellor in Wednesday’s Budget, a few hours after the Bank of England cut interest rates to 0.25%. In the last month, the FTSE 100 has fallen by nearly 30%.

Stock market facts

Let’s think about how bad this is with a quick history lesson.

  • A bear market happens when things fall by more than 20% from the highs

  • This time it took just 19 days for the US stock market to go from record highs to entering a bear market – that’s fast

  • This speed has only been beaten once during the Great Depression in 1931 when it took just 15 days to go from highs to the jaws of the bear

  • Yesterday’s falls were the biggest one day fall we’ve seen since 1987

Stock markets do not like uncertainty – fear has taken over here as a system which runs on Maths and equations doesn’t know what numbers to put into the formulae.

Reasons to be cheerful

  • I’ve tried hard to find something to feel more positive about.

  • The FTSE is simply on sale – yesterday, Unilever was about 20% cheaper than it was a month ago – but people are still using Dove soap, scoffing Magnums and trying to relax with Radox (although it could be messy if the 3 activities are combined)

  • The FTSE has recovered by over 4% today as I write– although this will be labelled a “dead cat bounce” by many - to Mog’s disgust, this is a rather ‘cat-ist’ way of describing a temporary resurgence amidst a longer-term downwards path

  • Ummmm….running out of reasons here…..This time 10 years ago I was in labour and I’m not today……

  • Errr – it’s Friday?

“Oh but this time it’s different”

Said every teenager to their parents after their first love goes wrong. Said every investor watching their ISAs and pensions plummet. “No but this time it’s different.” Except it generally isn’t.

We have little idea of how this pandemic will play out and the miserable brigade are out in force. It’s hard. I’m trying to work out how to keep my 15 staff happy, well and productive. How to run a business remotely. Deal with clients. Absorb the lost short-term revenues. How I’m going to cope if they shut the schools. (Nightmare!!!!) I’m worried about my family. Am I going to have to cancel my Easter holiday? Do I have enough loo roll and pasta? You know. All the important stuff. And that’s just little old me. But the world is made up of billions of people like me who all have similar questions. It’s the lack of certainty and the lack of the solid toolkits to inform our planning which is so tough and creating so much unease.

BUT. And here it comes folks – the BUT. There is absolutely no point in running around like a blue-@rsed fly, panic-selling because it’s ‘Armageddon’. My friend asked me a few days ago if she should sell all her ISAs and investments. No!

Unless you believe that it’s the end of capitalism as we know it, there is no reason that solid companies like Unilever, Coca-Cola, Samsung or Apple should cost 20% less this week than they did last week. So I sit tight. And I keep calm and carry on. Because there will always be people who say that “this time it’s different”. But I don’t believe that it is. The markets have been over-sold and the markets will come back. Full stop.

Holly