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    Does money jiggle jiggle or fold?

    09 August 2022

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    Does money jiggle jiggle or fold?

    Answered by Tarnia Elsworth

    Great question, Stack!

    I can't answer this question personally, but according to Louis Theroux, Duke and Jones:

    My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
    I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
    It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
    Riding in my Fiat You really have to see it

    Six feet two in a compact
    No slack but luckily the seats go back
    I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
    Sipping some red, red wine

    Shepherd's Bush
    My compact push
    Notting Hill Gate
    My Fiat skates

    With a crate of Cabernet
    But not today
    Because I gotta drive
    I wanna stay alive

    Not 'cause it's illicit
    Do I have to get explicit?
    As a matter of fact
    I sip on the 'gnac

    With Big and Reece
    200 diamonds in their piece
    I'm trying to get mine
    So I can shine

    Jiggle, jiggle
    I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
    Jiggle, jiggle
    I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
    My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
    I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
    It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
    Riding in my Fiat You really have to see it

    Six feet two in a compact
    No slack but luckily the seats go back
    I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
    Sipping some red, red wine

    Insightful, I am sure you will agree.

    I hope that helps! Do let me know if I can be of any further assistance.

    All the best,
    Tarnia
    TP Financial Solution

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    Tarnia Elsworth

    Financial Adviser

    I am a down to earth, Lancashire lass, with a passion for helping people protect what they work so hard to build.

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